ABC: Send us your Global Warming Horror Stories
Have fun with this one, folks. Here’s mine. Post your most outlandish global warming tale of terror in the comments.
I went to the beach not too long ago, and it was really, really hot. Seriously. It was, like, baking temperature. That’s about as horrific as it gets in my little sliver of the world.
UPDATE: All the comments have been a load of fun, but where they’re merely swinging a hammer in the general direction of ABC “News”, NRO’s Media Blog drops the hammer. Hard.
(HT on the update: Blue Crab Boulevard)
Drew a bath last night. Almost scalded meself. Never happened before. Global warming. Got to be.
My cat, the one we had for 14 years, left last week and never came back.
I bought one of them thar Pri-ass high breads. The first day I drove it, I could tell it was a lot cooler outside than when I drove my SUV all the time.
My Coffee was really hot this morning… must mean the sun’s ray are “intensifying”.
Just burned my hand with some frying oil.
Damn you global warming. Damn you to hell.
I went running this evening, and I perspired quite a bit.
I got partially sunburned last week after staying outside for most of the day. Sure, I burned where I missed applying sunscreen, but I really blame the environmental policies of Shrubby O’Chimpler and Dickie McTriggerHappy.
This afternoon I was walking down 17th St. after work, and happened to see Dick Cheney’s gaz guzzling motorcade leave the White House. When he looked in my direction, his gaze alone cooked all the hot dogs in the vendor’s cart nearby.
Bravo!
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Right on Jay. I work in D.C. too, not 6 blocks from you, and as I walked down the street to get some lunch today, I noticed that it was both warmer than it was a couple weeks ago, and very humid. Humid, and hot in Washington… harrrumph! Unthinkable! Global warming in our very own capital, yet still the Halliburton-owned greedheads won’t admit it.
Ps. I think we need to look into Global Humidification as being part of this phenomenon. I understand it has gotten extremely muggy both in parts of the U.S. Southeast, and in the rainforest, and that this has occurred as a result of HumVees. It’s really also an indictment of Bush’s deceptive war on imaginary WMDs, and the war on abortion rights and married gay episcopal bishops, if you think about it…
My grandfather owns a vacation home on Lake Michigan, over the years the water temperature has gone from frickin’ COLD to more of a Costanza, “I was in the pool†type of cold temperature. Damn you global warming!
LOL! Great thread. As my old Irish grandmother would say “It’s hotter than a snakes ass in a wagon rut”
My M&Ms–they used to melt in my mouth not in my hand. But yesterday . . .
And don’t get me started on the Polish ice caps.
its hotter in oklahoma just because bush is from texas