November 21, 2009


Hotty Toddy!

Filed under: College Football,Cultural Issues,Football,Ole Miss,SEC football,Sports,Wimps
By Younger Now (Email) @ 10:10 am

Every two years, the unwashed LSU faithful crawl out of their brackish swamp and travel to Oxford, MS, bent on defiling our cosmopolitan soil like so many socially-perverse locusts. But we welcome you, that even one of your young might leave with the indelible mark of civility.

As to the game: beware of the man who has singlehandedly redeemed the name “Dexter.” Be sure and wave as he runs past you, because it’s all you can do.

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Update: Dexter McCluster also passes.

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6 Responses to “Hotty Toddy!”

  1. jh says:

    I must say as a “swamp” boy I like how the refs are ruling right now lol

  2. society's pliers says:

    Good thing they don’t know much about clocks down on the bayou. I am sure tiger fans will react to this disappointment with patience and civility. Perhaps it will lead them to contemplate the uncertainty of life while dinning on rodents.

  3. kc says:

    corndogs, anyone?

  4. Al Gore says:

    While you waste both Saturday and Sunday consuming electricitiy watching football (especially since the Titans and my true hometown team the Redskins suck anyway), I have this public service announcement. Ladies, don’t let climate change push you into prostitution.

  5. Joel Leggett says:

    Congrats on the win

  6. Dead Mule says:

    The end was maddening, but Ole Miss outplayed LSU the whole game. They were fortunate not to be down significantly at halftime. Congrats to the Rebels. Here’s to next year…

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