I often like the commentaries of Sports Illustrated’s Frank Deford. But he’s got this odd tic that just drives me up the wall. Take his latest column, prompted, I’m guessing, by the complaint that Tiger Woods was being unpatriotic for rooting against American Andy Roddick and for the Swiss Roger Federer in the U.S. Open final. There – as he has done several times – Deford lambastes Americans for being a “a narrow, jingoistic sports country.” You see, he’s upset that we don’t appreciate “‘furriners” and pay attention only to sports where Americans are dominant.
Gosh, that’s shocking. Do you mean that people prefer their own, in general? That people pay more attention to the goings-on of their own countrymen (and women) than others’? I’d bet that if we got Mr. Deford in a room and had a bit of time to, er, “interrogate” him (Sen. McCain notwithstanding) we’d figure out pretty quickly that his distaste for the preferences of the people that allow him to pursue a pretty nice life as a sportswriter and commentator runs right along with distaste for what he sees as our “current American tendency toward arrogance and imperiousness” in the world at large. In other words, those know-nothing red-staters are boobs in sport and politics, don’t ya’ know?
Perhaps more to the point, maybe the explanation for his phenomenon is a bit simpler – maybe the sorts of sports he would like us to take an interest in just aren’t all that interesting to Americans. Deford made this sort of complaint previously when Americans, in his view, were only paying attention to the Tour de France because an American, Lance Armstrong, was winning. Well, why else would anyone watch hours upon hours of a cycling race? “Well, Jacque, the strange beast known as the peloton has continued to move along all together now for five straight days – but, my, isn’t that a lovely thatched roof on that shed and, look, some excitement now, the French along the roads look like they’re trying to surrender to the German cyclist!” (Sorry, lost control a bit there…) Ditto goes for soccer – er, excuse me, “football” – European basketball and don’t forget 24-hour Le Mans racing! You’ll be at the edge of your seats for that one!
Finally, who says we don’t root for foreigners or take interest in them? Sergio Garcia is one of the most popular players on tour; people love Ernie Els. If Vijay Singh weren’t such a prickly fellow, he’d be a bigger hit than he is. I’ve even heard tell that there a few – just a few – players born outside of the US that are pretty popular among American baseball fans. I mean, c’mon, didn’t we root for the Red Sox in the World Series a few years go – what’s more foreign than Boston?
(Oh, and as an aside, the only thing more silly than complaining that Tiger Woods was rooting for Federer is believing that it actually had anything to do with their “friendship.” Yep, all those pictures inside the locker room didn’t have anything to do with the fact that their both Nike guys or that they have the same agent. Nope – theirs is just a mutual admiration society, that’s it…)