Hitchens and Self-Inflicted Punishment
Christopher Hitchens has been in the news again with his injuries in an assault at the hands of the Syrian Socialist National Party in Beirut (see Michael Totten’s account here). I’m a fan of Hitchens. He’s a good writer and has a cantankerous independence. Certainly in this case, one can’t help but admire his gumption in defacing a neo-Nazi poster while knowing he’s under surveillance. Fortunately his injuries were mild and he was able to strike a blow for freedom in that sad, beautiful country.
Hitchens does, however, have a flair for the dramatic. This incident put me in mind of the ‘courage’ he was praised for when he elected to be waterboarded a while back to determine whether or not it constitutes torture. (I doubt we’ll be revisiting the question of ‘enhanced interrogation’ techniques anytime soon, and not because they won’t be in use–Army Field Manual be damned.) Hitchen’s experiment and his subsequent impassioned appeal for the cessation of waterboarding was one of the more absurd episodes of the War on Terror debates.
Just in case the debates resurface, I’ll settle the question of what constitutes torture once and for all. The Mule Rule: If a writer for Vanity Fair submits to it voluntarily, it ain’t torture.






