Tiger Woods is human, but claims he will never be in a car accident in future
No need to rehearse the Tiger Woods saga that is unfolding. But I, for the life of me, cannot believe that his PR “geniuses” released something this slipshod:
As you all know, I had a single-car accident earlier this week, and sustained some injuries. I have some cuts, bruising and right now I’m pretty sore.
This situation is my fault, and it’s obviously embarrassing to my family and me. I’m human and I’m not perfect. I will certainly make sure this doesn’t happen again.
He is “human” while apparently possessing the power to ensure that he will not participate in future car accidents. It’s unfortunate that Princess Diana, Princess Grace, and President John F. Kennedy could not have made similar promises prior to their demises in an automobile. It seems that they were not as “human” as Tiger Woods.













