The Hobbit Tax
Black riders have again been seen in the Shire. Creatures that once were representatives of the people, now mere extensions of the will of the state, seeking blood and treasure to shovel into the insatiable entitlement maw of Mordor. This time, they are coming for the blessed Longbottom leaf…
Imagine my shock upon reading this at JRCigar:
A new bill has been introduced and is pending in Congress, H.R. 4439, that would amend federal law established by last year’s S-CHIP expansion. The bill proposes raising the federal excise tax rate on Pipe Tobacco to be equal to the tax rate on roll-your-own Cigarette Tobacco.
The federal pipe tobacco tax is currently $2.8311 per pound, which represents a 158% increase from the pre-S-CHIP tax of $1.0969 per pound. The proposed bill would increase the tax on pipe tobacco to a whopping $24.78 per pound!
$24.78 per pound. Evidently, Congressman Steve Cohen (D-Mordor/TN) has decided to end the plague of pipe smoking in this otherwise great republic.
The sad thing is this isn’t really about pipe tobacco at all. Phillip Morris and the rest of Big Tobacco are upset at the rebranding of roll-your-own and hookah tobacco as ‘pipe tobacco’ to avoid taxes aimed at cigarettes. They are none too concerned with destroying the gentle pastime of pipe smoking in the process. Plus, those pipe smokers tend to be a conservative lot.


