Feddie here. Just so we’re straight on this: Everything posted on Southern Appeal represents my own personal views and not those of: (a) my employer; (b) my family; (c) my friends; (d) other Southerners; (e) the Federalist Society; or (f) the Republican Party. Get the point? It’s all me, baby. So, if I have written something that you don’t particularly care for then take it out on me, not on any of the aforementioned people/entities. Same goes for my cobloggers.

Moreover, anything posted on Southern Appeal is, at best, of an academic/entertainment nature, and certainly should not be construed in any way, shape, or form as legal advice. or an attempt by me to market legal services. If you need legal assistance, consult an attorney in your state or jurisdiction.